# Q: How many prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: None. "Who needs lights ?"
A: None - they get screwed - they don't usually do the screwing.
# Q: How many orgy attendees does it take to change a light bulb?
A: As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
# Q: How many phone perverts does it take to change a light bulb?
A: GASP GASP The interesting thing PANT here is what GASP are they wearing when they do it? GASP GASP Ahh Ahhhhh
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# Q: How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it, and one of them can change the bulb while he's at it.